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Ahhh!

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Please stop!

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"Nice Shower Best Friend Killer:
Amicide Who Had an 'Accident'"

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Screw this game! I'm never playing again!

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I didn't pee myself in real life...

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"Kiwame Quest"

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It's the same thing all over again!

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"The Only One to Beat the Game"

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The district track meet was held
soon after I entered high school.

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So that's Hiroshi Yuki.

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He was quite fast in middle school.

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I heard he's the track team's ace runner.

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Do your best, Brother.

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I will. I've got this!

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Your brother's so cool!

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Yeah, he is.

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I better not embarrass myself.

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Hiro.

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Hey.

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It's almost time.

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Yep.

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Well? Do you feel nervous?

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Don't be ridiculous!
It's just the district meet.

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Don't get complacent.

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Looks like Moriguchi is competing, too.

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Moriguchi? Oh, Tatsuya Moriguchi.

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He always ranked high in middle school.

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I seem to remember he beat you once.

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Not to mention there
are scouts here today.

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Scouts?

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At a low-level meet like this?

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It's the first high school track meet.

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An assortment of high schools and
Inter High organizations are watching.

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It's definitely an important event.

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Well, I suppose you have a point.

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Later.

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Yeah.

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Moriguchi...

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Calm your nerves. Relax.

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Better use the bathroom now.

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Huh?

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Where is it?

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Hey.

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Are you Hiroshi Yuki?

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Yes, I am.

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Might I have a moment of your time?

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A-Aren't you the famous
runner Mike McLachlan?!

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Yes, though I'm retired
from competition now.

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Olympic silver medalist and
Japanophile Mike McLachlan...

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I'd heard he'd become
a sports writer, but...

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For real? This is crazy!

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Hiroshi Yuki, middle-school track ace.

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I hear you beat district records
in short-distance running.

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Y-You know all that?

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Many promising athletes, such as you and
Tatsuya Moriguchi, are at this track meet.

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I suspect a star of the
track world will be born here.

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Hiroshi, show me your best out there!

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I have high hopes for you!

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I-I'll run my best out there!

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"Seishin High School"

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"Seishin High School"

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I accidentally talked like him.

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"Seishin High School"

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And I forgot to use the bathroom...

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Competitors for the
Boys' 100-Meter Dash, go to your lanes.

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Whoa, it's Tatsuya Moriguchi!

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And there's Hiroshi Yuki! Incredible!

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"Kyushin High School" "Seishin High School"

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"Kyushin High School" "Seishin High School"

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You seem relaxed, Yuki.

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You may not know, but
Olympic medalist McLachlan is here.

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I know.

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Hmph. You know and that's your attitude.

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I just need to run like I always do.

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Running a good time here will
catch his eye and result in an article.

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I'm absolutely determined to win.

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I'm determined, too.

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On your marks!

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Everyone is watching.

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There are even scouts.

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Bring it!

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I'll beat you and stun
everyone with my time!

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Get set!

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Yuki! Break six seconds!

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Don't be ridiculous!
That'd beat the world record!

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Wh-What am I doing?

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Shit! Reach deep!

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Shit! Shit! Shit!

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I can do this!

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Yuki tripped!

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For real?

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Hiro!

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Are you okay?

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I-I'm o--

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No way!

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He wet himself?

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Oh my!

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He was running down the track.
Now it's running down his leg!

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Hiro...

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Wh-Why don't you head to the bathroom?

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I just wanna die.

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U-Um, hey, don't let it get to you.

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Everyone messes up.

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Leave me alone.

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What I mean is, it'll be okay.

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It's not a big deal. You can
just do your best next time.

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Shut up.

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There won't be a next time!

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Mr. McLachlan?

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That was awful.

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W-Wait!

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Hear me out.

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That wasn't my best.

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Normally I can perform--

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You don't know a thing, do you?

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Did you pee on purpose?

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Of course not!

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So then your nerves got to you?

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It would have been better
if it had been intentional.

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What?

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How so?

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A runner's mental strength is key.

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Being unable to perform
under pressure is a fatal flaw.

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But your problem is even
worse than that, Hiroshi.

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Wh-What do you mean?

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You can't figure it out?

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I'll leave you with this Japanese
saying I learned recently:

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Look inward and have a change of pants.

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There's no such saying, dammit!

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What is it?

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You were shouting last night.
Was it the full-dive RPG again?

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I wasn't playing it late at night.

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It's still a bunch of noise. I can't
concentrate on schoolwork.

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Like you don't make a bunch
of noise with your friends.

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Wh-What's your problem?!

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Kaede, Hiroshi. Both of you calm down.

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But he screams in the middle
of the night! Like a werewolf!

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That's some way to talk
about your older brother.

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I'd prefer a werewolf!

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Howling would be way less disturbing

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compared to your "Eek!" and "Eep!"

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Y-You don't have to be worry anymore.

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I quit that game.

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Come again? What do you mean, you quit?

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It's an unbelievably shitty game.
I'm selling it.

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A blatant excuse.

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You just don't think you can beat it.

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That's not--

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Lame.

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Pathetic.

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Excuse me?

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What gives? You wanted me to quit!

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This is a completely different issue!

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You threw in the towel on running
and took up full-dive RPGs,

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and to top it off you even abandon that!

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You're just pathetic!

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You called me pathetic again!

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I'm going to school.

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Be careful of cars!

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Dammit! What's her problem?!

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She wants you to keep being
her cool big brother, Hiroshi.

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That's the reason?

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She was bragging to her
classmates about you, after all.

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And when was that?

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Oh, Hiro!

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Listen, we have a little
favor to ask. What do ya say?

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Satisfied?

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Eh?

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Huh? What?

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We didn't ask yet.

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Hiro, are you sure? They--

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It's fine. Drop it.

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Hey, Yuki!

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About your post-graduation plans.
Do you have--

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Working on it. I need a little more time.

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Like, how many more days?

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Yes.

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Hiro? What gives? This is the
seventh time I've called today!

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Sorry. I was at school.

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Can you come to the shop?
I have something to show you.

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Fine. I was actually
planning to drop by anyway.

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"Games"
"Game Shop Kisaragi"

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Stay as long as you like.
I already closed for the day.

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So the thing I want to show you is--

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First things first.

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Here.

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Yes, KQ.

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I want to sell it.

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You and your jokes.

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It's not a joke.

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You're such a kidder!

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I'm serious.

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Really? Could you tell me the reason?

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The reason? Don't you know the reason?!

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I mean, it was just getting good, so...

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"Getting good"?

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What the hell are you talking about?!

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I was made a criminal,
and then I got haunted,

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and to top it all off,
I had an a-a-accident!

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None of that was good!

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I'm sorry.

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"Amicide Who Had an 'Accident'," was it?

203
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That title was a first for me.

204
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It was a first for me, too!

205
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Don't get so upset.

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I mean, the inquisitor girl
was really happy.

207
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What good does it do me to
raise my approval rating with her?!

208
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,660
Maybe she'll join your party?

209
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,030
Yeah, no thanks!

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Enough.

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I'll go somewhere else.

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00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,170
I wouldn't do that.
Not if you want any money for it.

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Huh? What do you mean?

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Don't you know?

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00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,460
When you try to sell a bike
with 200,000 kilometers on it,

216
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,550
you end up paying them
to take it off your hands.

217
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:08,800
Then why did you sell it at full price?

218
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:12,680
I'm sorry. I can't get into that just yet.

219
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,770
But,

220
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have you heard of Soichiro Kamui?

221
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:21,360
Never heard of him.

222
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,530
He's a young member of the
Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly.

223
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He was a very skilled
full-dive RPG player.

224
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It's embarrassing to admit, but in high
school I was wild about full-dive RPGs.

225
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A particular game made a
tremendous impact on my life.

226
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Now that's surprising.

227
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:46,590
What kind of game was it?

228
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It was a hard-core full-dive RPG
that pursued ultimate realism.

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Soichiro Kamui.

230
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His KQ username is Kamui.

231
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,810
You mean...

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His name was Kamui.

233
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His title was "The Eternally Invincible:
The Never-Bested Adventurer."

234
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:09,490
...the guy who supposedly beat KQ?

235
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:14,280
Yes. Kamui is the only one
to beat this crap--I mean KQ.

236
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,950
What did you just say?

237
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He's the only person publicly
acknowledged to have beaten KQ.

238
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,790
Not that! Didn't you
call it a crappy game?

239
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:26,670
Anyway, I would've preferred
for you clear it on your own,

240
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but this is better than you
totally losing interest.

241
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,430
Clean out your eyes and look.

242
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:35,890
You clean out ears, not eyes...

243
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,890
"Auberdine Walkthrough"?

244
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:44,190
Kamui made this walkthrough
site for KQ in high school.

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Ahuh...

246
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I see you're brimming with curiosity!

247
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You do? How?

248
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You wanna know what it says now, right?

249
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,530
Yeah, you do! So go ahead!

250
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Click! Where it says, "Enter"!

251
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Okay.

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"To start"

253
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Wait, even with this walkthrough,
nobody else beat the game?

254
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:06,300
Wait, even with this walkthrough,
nobody else beat the game?

255
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:12,180
Nope. Because the vast majority
of users couldn't read through it.

256
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:16,100
Like the writing was
too dense and difficult?

257
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,680
A text site, huh...

258
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In this day and age?

259
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,230
Hey, trash!

260
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Huh?

261
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,730
Hey, trash!

262
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:29,230
Trash players who need
a guide to win should just die.

263
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,900
You know what, die. Die right now.

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See?

265
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,410
Tough to confront, right?

266
00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:39,240
You meant they couldn't
handle it emotionally?!

267
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,080
Kamui was an insufferable
shithead back then.

268
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,250
Well, just grit your teeth and bear it.

269
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,090
I don't wanna read it that badly...

270
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,880
Wait! You want this info for free?

271
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,010
Pay up, asshole!

272
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,300
What? You can't?

273
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,010
You broke bitch.

274
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:01,680
Don't take me for granted.

275
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,770
Bow down and listen gratefully, you worm!

276
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,190
This is infuriating!

277
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:12,650
I have brains and brawn,
while you turds are garbage.

278
00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:15,610
First train your flabby body.

279
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:18,530
Three sets of 500 push-ups
and sit-ups a day.

280
00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:21,450
Run five kilometers. And buy dumbbells.

281
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:22,620
Go to the gym.

282
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,000
Fat chance!

283
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:29,880
Yeah, the game reflects real-life ability,
but this crap isn't walkthrough info!

284
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,760
Okay, trash. What describes you now?

285
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,720
"I wanna defeat a goblin"
"I wanna date my childhood friend"
"My childhood friend is trying to kill me"

286
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,720
Okay, trash. What describes you now?

287
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,090
Okay, trash. What describes you now?

288
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:37,220
"My childhood friend
is trying to kill me"!

289
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,010
Th-That's it!

290
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,140
Hey, psycho bastard.

291
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:45,730
Nobody's childhood friend
would want to kill them.

292
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,310
Which means you're human trash.

293
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,230
How did your life get here?

294
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:52,280
This hurts!

295
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,150
Listen up. Upon becoming
Hell's Fruit Slicer,

296
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,820
the childhood friend's stats
increase more than 10-fold.

297
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:03,580
If you don't have martial arts
experience like me, you're toast.

298
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,460
Just let her kill you.

299
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:09,290
What the hell?!
Where's the actual walkthrough?

300
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:14,170
So I'd like to say. But there is a trick.

301
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:19,640
Fighting won't work. So figure
out how to win without fighting.

302
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,970
Put simply,

303
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:26,190
if you were some dude's childhood friend,
what would throw you off the most?

304
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,810
That's all you get, worm.

305
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,360
Well? Did it help?

306
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,360
No, not one bit.

307
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,030
Oh, he covers this, too.

308
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:43,040
"The ghost of my best friend
has my dumb ass at my wits end."

309
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,710
Th-This is it! But I'm no dumbass!

310
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,130
Don't freak out over a simple ghost, wuss!

311
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:54,420
I mean, you're the one that
killed the guy. That's what you get.

312
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,960
Take him with you.

313
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,970
That's all. Die.

314
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,680
That's no help at all!

315
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,140
What about this?

316
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,260
"I'm in the beginning and have no weapons"

317
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,260
What about this?

318
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,100
"I'm in the beginning and have no weapons"

319
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,100
"Weapons"... Yes, please!

320
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,890
"Weapons"... Yes, please!

321
00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:07,600
What are you doing?

322
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,810
Trying to fight bare-handed or something?

323
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:13,440
You think you're a karate master?

324
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,780
There was a sword in the
corner of your room, baldy!

325
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,030
I'm not bald, dude!

326
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:21,620
Wait, there was?

327
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:25,580
I rushed out so I never noticed...

328
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,580
Get some items, too!

329
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:31,630
I bet your dumb ass thinks
you can buy them any time.

330
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,170
But items can sell out!

331
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:37,300
Buy some ASAP. Got that, dumbass?

332
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,010
For real. Die, dumbass.

333
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,840
Oh, shut up already!

334
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,810
And how does the item shop sell out?

335
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:45,890
Hey.

336
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,930
Uh, um...

337
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:50,100
Isn't this great, Hiro?

338
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:53,560
Now you can advance in KQ.

339
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,820
I-I haven't decided to play...

340
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:01,780
You know what? If someone
besides Kamui clears the game...

341
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:04,580
I'd like to marry them.

342
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,290
What?

343
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,910
I'd like to.

344
00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,000
No, no. I will.

345
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,420
In other words, I'd also
date them as a precursor.

346
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:20,340
Hiro, I might just like you quite a bit.

347
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,720
L-Like me?

348
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,260
No, no. Hold up. This is...

349
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:27,510
I-I won't be fooled!

350
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,020
Oh, I see.

351
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,810
You don't want to do it with me...

352
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:40,150
W-Well, when you put it that way...

353
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:43,410
You'll do it... with me?

354
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,820
Y-Yes!

355
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:50,660
Then you'll need to go home and log in.

356
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:59,960
And of course I have
to continue from here.

357
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:04,090
Come on! Tesla, Captain
of the City Guard is waiting!

358
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,220
Come with me!

359
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,680
But keep your distance.

360
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,230
Hiro...

361
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,690
I-If you like,

362
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,900
we could resume the limb severing later.

363
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,360
Absolutely not!

364
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,780
Then let me at least have these sheets.

365
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:24,280
For what?

366
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:29,990
I'll carry them with me so I can feel
my wonderful bedwetter at any time.

367
00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:32,500
Please stop saying that.

368
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,710
Now, now. Let's just keep moving.

369
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,000
B-But...

370
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,540
Let's just go.

371
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:41,050
A lot of time was wasted persuading you.

372
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,210
What? "Wasted"?

373
00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,970
Quit dawdling!

374
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,630
All right! I heard you!

375
00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:47,760
Hurry it up!

376
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:55,100
I'll see you again,
my wonderful bedwetter!

377
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,650
Stop calling me that!

378
00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:05,780
I'm playing this stupid game again.

379
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:11,950
I may well be a dumbass who
should just die, just like Kamui says.

380
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,300
Episode 5: The Tribulation of a Killer.